Tried to blow off the stalker and all of his “Call me if you have time.” messages. I told him my week is insanely busy and if I find free time, I’ll be using it to sleep. (Because honestly, who is that busy? At the very least I could call you from the car.) His response?

That sucks that you’ll be so busy but I’ll be thinking of you. I miss talking to you.

This one’s going to require drastic measures.