Wow, some people out there are even worse about over analyzing their dating situations than I am. I mean, I’m pretty bad. I figured I was pretty much the worst there was. But let’s just look at a tiny section of what people are searching to end up here.

  • confessions of ambivalent man – For that you’re best off talking to anyone I’ve been on a date with in the past year. Except that one guy. He’s just weird.
  • why did he only ask me out on one date – Because asking you out on three at once is a little creepy?
  • relationships he says let me know if you – Man, I wish I knew how this one ended. If you….. have the runs? Are in love with another man? Have a kinky fetish? The possibilities are endless.
  • he would not stay with me – Oh honey, most of them won’t.
  • signs your date at the movie went bad – see experience with Asian Grocery Guy. I hope that’s where you landed.
  • does paying for dinner make it a date – Let me help you with that. No.
  • after 1st date guy says he would like to – More of the endless possibilities. I can’t even tell you where my mind went here. Wishing I knew how this ended.
  • what if he is aggressive on the first date – Did he hit you or try to get you in bed? Big difference.
  • what if man says he had fun on date – Most people wonder what if he doesn’t! Be happy!
  • blind date “i felt it” – I’m afraid to ask…. but felt what?
  • how to get married. the rools – Whatever you’re trying to do (and then misspelling), it isn’t going to work. Surrender now.
  • what does it mean when a guy doesn’t ans – This one got cut off, but I still know the answer. Girl, he’s just not that into you.
  • why do eharmony matches close communication – Because they can.
  • we set a date but he never called – Do you really need to search the internet to understand this one? Come on.
  • thing to tell a women when your on a date – Not that you searched the internet for effective ways to woo her. Seriously.