It is just a random Saturday morning in my mind. Naturally, I’m inviting you all to visit for a bit.

  • My cat threw up somewhere this morning. I heard her do it and have no idea where she was. I need to find that.
  • Zombie guy and I still talk sometimes. He wants to be friends. Every time he IMs me, all I can think of is him naked. This is not good.
  • I have been jonesing for a ginger mojito for at least a week now. If I don’t get one tonight, I’m quite possibly going to shrivel up and die.
  • I need to lose weight, but am kind of unwilling to diet. I only need to lose a little. Think I can find a way to do this? (I know you’re going to tell me to exercise, I just know it.)
  • I am still waffling about having Mr. Big move in with me. Part of me has some very compelling reasons why it is a terrible idea.
  • I need to schedule a yearly check up for the cat. Why did that not occur to me when she was vomiting? That’s weird.
  • For some reason I like to eat leftovers without reheating them. Of just about anything. I’m pretty sure this disgusts the majority of the population. Sorry about that.
  • I should really buy the soundtrack to Rent. Why haven’t I done that before now?

See? My mind is a scary place to be.